Monday, May 26, 2008

Bloody hell Mr.Cat, Shity Man Mr.Soh

Remember i wrote bout tat stupid bloody hell cat? Ya, the landlord, Mr. Soh kena it's virus edy and KICKED it out. But now, since he recovered, he brought back the cat and let it eat everything and anything!!! WTH~~!!! Ok, nvm...since am planning to move out from the shit place mayb July, so i tolerated with the cat. But now, I WAN TO MOVE OUT BEFORE JUNE!!!
U know what happened juz now? I mean juz an hour ago...I tell u *U tell me la*. I was SO HAPPY to come bck from coll and wana hv a nice and wangi shower. I chose the sexiest clothes (since its so hot and no one is at home) and ready for shower. Than by the time i opened the toilet door, *Deng Deng Deng Deng* WTH....i saw the cat's SHIT!!! The shit is located juz beside the toilet bowl which i cant even go and do my lil or big business and tat is juz the ONLY toilet i hv. Its about 5-7 cm long with one little biji joining to one another, a lil dark chocolate in color (since it ate lots of rambutan yday) and its in SOLID form!!! OMG....i tahan the babi fragance and open the water volume to the maximum and spray to the TRAIN (penjodoh bilangan) of shit. Who knows tat shit DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL, staying still and firm there without any worries!!! Than the next thing came to me is the damn "body shop" fragance which goes stonger and stronger! I cant tahan it, and i walked out, slamming the door hard.
Luckily GG is staying in Ridzuan too and i decided to go to her place and clean up all the fragance. And now, am in her place writing tis post too. Tell u what, am going to find other room later and move ASAP. Really dun understand tat stupid retarded Mr.Soh, dahlah going to die tat time, and now pampered the cat like his own child. WTF....we told him tat we HATE tat cat SO MUCH, and he knew it. But see what he did to us now!!! He damn clever lor.....he dun wan the cat to shit inside his toilet and let it shit in our toilet!!! Damn it, my roomate juz washed the toilet yday OK!!!! Am so gona fight wif the cat if the retarded Mr.Soh dun wana wash the SHIT own by his CHILD.
Now what, where am i suppose to do my business? Takkan wana take lift down to first floor and than walk to Block A and knock on GG's door and say :"GG, I wana pee"!!!!!! Damn him...... Stupid Plastic Spastic Cat! With ur innocent face, u think i'll let u go and not throw u down to the tennis court izit? Juz wait and see la!!!! I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE~~!!!!
Will update the shit thing later......

Monday, May 12, 2008

Clap with Me

Everyone, Clap with me~~*Clap, Clap* Ok, now tell you guys why you have to clap. Actually its no big deal...juz tat the cat was OUT OF THE HOUSE~~!!! Yoohoo~!!!! Haha...Wana know why? This is very simple! The cat brings virus, and my landlord get infected and OUT YOU go, CAT~~Yup, the cat brings strong virus....i mean really strong one. Luckily my roomate and i went home when the holidays started, and by the time we went back or group discussion, the landlord was down with fever. He told us that the cat was down with it first, and he took the cat to the veterinarian and that cost him RM70~!!! Say Wow~~Yup, the cat did recovered (RM70 man of coz it'll recoverd) but than the virus spread to my landlord.
For the past 3 days, my landlord pattern was undescribable. His eyes was red, whole body was truly weak, and he walked like a zombie. That was vey scary.....Everyday i went bck, he'll sit at the sofa and termenung...OMG, tat's all for the scary description. Wana know in detail, better ask me personally...i'll act if necessary.
I dun wana hate the cat, but it really makes my roomate and i get crazy!!! The first day we went back, the landlord let the cat outside the living room and he went to bed. Tat night was like living in a haunted house! Whenever we wana get out of the room, the cat will sure be outside the room waiting to come in.! Whenever we wana get out of the toilet, the cat will sure be outside the door waiting to go in and RAPE us! Wherever we go, the cat will sure following us!! OMG...what can i do with it? And at night, when everyone was in their slumberland, the cat play ping pong ball/tennis ball outside and the bat keep hitting on our room. Scary wei~~Both of us din have a good rest that night. The cat keep disturbing us when we went to toilet at night, and i kept dreaming about it, and ended up keep murmuring the whole night. Pity my roomate.... Dahlah frust with the cat, somemore hv to deal with my nightmare sound system.
Next morning i was really geram with it! Guess what i did? I took a hanger and a basket, use them to whacked and hit and knocked the cat, untill it is outside the balcony and i closed the sliding door and locked it. Hmm.....told ya, I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE~!!! Scare us the whole night izit, OFF YOU go now!!!
Now the cat is still somewhere in Ridzuan. So if anyone happend to see a white lil cat, IGNORE it! It'll bring virus to you~~

Monday, May 5, 2008

Home

Back home last Friday. OMG...it is so relax man!! What i like most is not about the shopping thing and fun, but is my big soft bed and air-cond~!!! Oh dear....so long didn't hv a gud nite sleep with cooling environment. I MISS IT! Every afternoon, i just dun wana wake up, it just feels like i'm stick to my bed. Arrh~~Yup, holiday is TWO WEEKS....but am going back on Wednesday. Haih....NGO oooooo NGO, assignment oooooo asignment~~~ U guys did managed to cut short my holidays to two days huh!!! Congrats to u!!! ><

Guess what i did 2day? Its nothing productive but just facial and facial, eat and eat, shop and shop....now doing CRR readings. Tell u what i ate. This morning i ate Japanese food (duno what the name d), than bought half dozen BIG APPLE but still haven't eat yet coz i had mee sua sup and one ekor fish for my tea break. Yup, its one ekor of fish. So...am SOOOOO full now! OMG...i doubt anyone can recognise me when i go back. Tonight i'm planning to take donuts and Shandy for my dinner plus supper. Oh ya, dun forget bout all the fruits my mum bought just for me alone.....Honeydew, pear, mango, papaya~~ Bloated!

Its gud to back home, yea....coz no matter how boring or difficult the readings are, there's always FREE food for me! Yeah...coz in KL i hv to buy myself leh. Oh ya...now i remember!!! I should buy Moos ice-cream later. Cant miss it~~The fridge in KL juz too small for my ice-cream container to fit in, so i muz buy here and finish it by tomolo. Ok..tat's enuff!!! I wana go haunt for food first!!!

Home sweet Home~~

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Frustrated

OMG....which bad words should i apply to express my feelings now? I dun wana stay here anymore!!! Spare me once plz....i dun wana hide from the cat everyday, everytime, everywhere. Dennis, i totally understand what phobia means to you now (although its a different case).
I know we should have a caring and loving heart for animals, and yes i do have. But just for fish la plz......Yeah, i know the cat is innocent and it doesn't have brain lke human to think wisely. BUT...because of this, it is more DEVIL than anything!!! I went to bathroom, it wants to follow and "rape" me. I came out, it wants to lick me. I open the door, its outside waiting to scare me. I sat there doing my work, it comes near me. OMG~~!!! Cat oooo Cat, i dun wana be friend with you! Plz la....u already had the landlord and his stupid gf (who condemn on Communication) and also tat hosemate who always sayang u so much....tat's enough for u edy. Just don't be so greedy! I won't touch or hug or smile or praise you, instead i'll kick or whack or throw or squeeze you. You have so much toys there, go play with it!!! Leave me alone~!!! Don't scare me...i can't stand it anymore. I'll really die of scareness someday if you still continue to do this to me. Or...is this what u wana see? So u'll stay in this house happily ever after. Gosh....tat's so evil of u! Tell u what, I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE!!!
Leave the cat aside....The gf is really a dumb dumb!!! She put duno what weired plants inside the house and never change water. Guess what i'm looking at now? Rite....its the wriggler swimming inside the "aquarium". OMG....why cant they be clean juz ONCE? Rear cat, plant leaf inside the house....what more they wana do? I dun wana get into the hospital bcoz of the Aedes, i dun wana get heart attack bcoz of the cat! Oh man....this couple is undescribeable!!!
I went to coll pissed off 2day coz my attack came back. What is tat? I dun wana take medicine again, i dun wana rely on it! I'll be normal and healthy with clean air and environment. No fur, No smoke, No Aedes!!! Gosh...why everything seems to come agaisnt me? I'm juz 19.....

Saturday, April 26, 2008

I Hate ME

Blur Blur Blur....am always so blur and careless no matter what i do. What is happening to me lately? I don't like being like this again, i hate it!!!
Went to Neway wif Dennis and Ju Enn, yup...its quite fun although that was juz 3 of us. When we about to leave, i paid first and we went off JUZ LIKE TAT. I din even noticed or remembered about the change...blur untill i duno they haven't gave me bck my change! When i reacehd Ridzuan, only than i remembered. OMG...called Dennis and checked with him, he said no receipt or anything. At tat moment, i hate myself. Hate myself for being so careless and blur......Yes, i used to be lke tat during high school. And tat time, í was always been looking after by Ka, Weng and Jeff. Who than now? I dun wana be like tat, i wana be independent. I dun wan anyone looking after me, help cleaning up my mess juz like before.
When Dennis asked whether wana go bck and take MY change, i said "duno". Yup, at tat moment i really duno. Coz the hatred covered all my emotions....i dun care about the RM39.30, i juz hate myself!!! Ju Enn suggested tat we go and try, than at last i managed to get it bck. But than....from 4th floor of Neway i get scolded untill we nearly reached coll. Yes....i deserve it, i admit. Its my fault, i should not be so blur AGAIN, should not blame the worker for not giving bck the change, should not blame the management. What right have i to blame others? Its my own responsibility....i nv learnt any lesson since high scool.
Yup...tat was rude of me when saying "Thank you" to Dennis. What's tat tone? Am not sincere at all, sounds like gangster. Sorry fren.....He can dump me aside and went to PINK Thing wif Ju Enn, but he didn't. He can charge me for the petrol coz its quite jam, but he didn't. What had i did? Keep creating troubles to all my frens and forced them to clean up the mess. Tat was so bad and cruel of me....Guys, seriously, i duno who will be the nxt "victim". If u wana leave my alone, plz do so. I'll be very happy! Dun feel sorry for me, coz u will feel sorry for urself at the end of the day.
It was indeed very tired yday. But than...duno who go and turn off the main paip and i din noticed tat there is a paip. I ended up bathing using water from the basin and i planed to soak my head in it. Tat was so stupid of me, right? Why i cant be clever juz ONCE and noticed somethg? My fren was right, he said he will never wana marry a clumsy gal like me. Yup, i will nv wana be someone's gf too coz tat will really be very kesian of him.
More to come for me...My landlord and his gf took a cat from downstair and rear it!!! What is tat?!! Why wana torture HCH and me? I hate animals, it smells and it runs and walks. Its fur are all over the places and i'm so not wana go to coll wif cat's fur and smells following me!!! Their master room has toilet, and why they dun wana use there to wash the cat? Why wana use "our bathroom" and bath it!!! I cant stand it!!!! Although CH is the only one who washed the toilet and i shouldn't complaint so much, but i use it too! We dun wana see any fur inside the toilet, we dun wana hv anythg running around the living room. Dun make us throw it too the tennis court from 7th floor and ended up others hv to clean up the dead body. Dun make me kick the cat coz its alr very kesian and skinny. I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE!!!
Living room is my teritary, every nite i'll sit there, do my work and on9. But now bcoz of the at i'm foced to hide inside my room. Try to imagine, if 2molo there's some assignment due, how am i suppose to finish it? If i fail to finish, wat am i going to tell the lectures? "Sorry Ms/Sir, i cant finish bcoz there's a cat in the living room running around and i cant stand it bcoz i hv asthma." Does it make sense? Its juz another LAME excuse!!!!
What is tat? WHy everythg bad keep hapening to me? Dun come near me.....u'll curse by me.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Thankz for da Break~!!

That was so much fun today!!! Bcoz of the cancellation of POJ class, we got 4 hours break, and we really make full use of it. 11 of us, Dennis, Syafiq, Wan, Sherry, Sue May, Sharon, Ju Enn, Mohani, Nazihah, Chern Lin and I went to pyramid to hv some fun! OMG....tat was realy fun. Some of us went shopping for PINK thing and the others went for movie.
At first the shopping was bored.....everyone like dun hv the semangat and juz looking around, flipping the clothes and so. Than when we were in Nichii (spelling correct?), duno who suggested that we juz pick a dress or anything than go and try. That's when the fun part comes in! Sherry (the hot gal), dOnkey, GG and me juz simply pick some dress and went to try. OMG....we looked funny in it wei~~ Seriously, juz Sherry is gud enough for the dresses. I tried dOnkey's choice and tat was SO tight...i cant breath wearing that dress. GG picked an English Lady style for me and that looks so weired~~@_@ Sherry's choice was nice and hot, but the price is SUPER DUPER hot as well!!!
While waiting for Sherry, 3 of us play gila things inside the fitting room. Use tongue to touch our nose and use lips to reach out nose as well~~ Gila betul man!!! 3 of us juz kept laughing inside and the ppl outside juz kept looking at us....Are we 19?? Hah...
After that we continue to go gila and than went bck to 4pm class at 4.16....pity Mr.Anu, coz most of us went to pyramid edy~ Not our fault eh....traffic jam, we wana go bck on time oso~Yea right! Hah...gud thing he din scold us~
Break time for today was really fun!!! We managed to take some photos too and i'm waiting for Sherry to upload it than i can curi from her. Haha~Oh ya....all of us ended up getting NOTHG pink.......speechless
But still, it was great! Thankz guys for the Fun Day~!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I am So BAD

I am so BAD!!! All my frens kena juz bcoz of me~~!!! I've set up all my frenz~~!!! OMG....
Yesterday, i put dOnkey's aeroplane. I promised to go KLCC for the Olympic TOrch wif her but i ended up sleeping in my room. Yes...i was super duper tired that time, i should get some rest. But the thing is, i shouldn't promise her at the first place. Everyone should go to her blog and look at that photo which specially design for me.......
Than juz now, next victim is Eva. She would not be SO LATE for CF if not bcoz of me.....She had to fetch me from pyramid and than send my fren bck to Ridzuan and Mentari. Than on the way....traffic jam somemore!!!! Arr.....she's late bcoz of me!! That's so bad of me....
There's one more...worst this one!! I, Mah Chia Ying, had gave 100% promised to Dennis to pass up his CRR essay and ended up i FORGOT~!!! OMG....See how bad is me!!! And what makes me feel more guilty is....he's not angry at all!!
OMG..........Punch me, Whack me, Kick me, Pintch me....do anything u wan, guys!!!!
Sorry guys.......