Monday, May 26, 2008

Bloody hell Mr.Cat, Shity Man Mr.Soh

Remember i wrote bout tat stupid bloody hell cat? Ya, the landlord, Mr. Soh kena it's virus edy and KICKED it out. But now, since he recovered, he brought back the cat and let it eat everything and anything!!! WTH~~!!! Ok, nvm...since am planning to move out from the shit place mayb July, so i tolerated with the cat. But now, I WAN TO MOVE OUT BEFORE JUNE!!!
U know what happened juz now? I mean juz an hour ago...I tell u *U tell me la*. I was SO HAPPY to come bck from coll and wana hv a nice and wangi shower. I chose the sexiest clothes (since its so hot and no one is at home) and ready for shower. Than by the time i opened the toilet door, *Deng Deng Deng Deng* WTH....i saw the cat's SHIT!!! The shit is located juz beside the toilet bowl which i cant even go and do my lil or big business and tat is juz the ONLY toilet i hv. Its about 5-7 cm long with one little biji joining to one another, a lil dark chocolate in color (since it ate lots of rambutan yday) and its in SOLID form!!! OMG....i tahan the babi fragance and open the water volume to the maximum and spray to the TRAIN (penjodoh bilangan) of shit. Who knows tat shit DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL, staying still and firm there without any worries!!! Than the next thing came to me is the damn "body shop" fragance which goes stonger and stronger! I cant tahan it, and i walked out, slamming the door hard.
Luckily GG is staying in Ridzuan too and i decided to go to her place and clean up all the fragance. And now, am in her place writing tis post too. Tell u what, am going to find other room later and move ASAP. Really dun understand tat stupid retarded Mr.Soh, dahlah going to die tat time, and now pampered the cat like his own child. WTF....we told him tat we HATE tat cat SO MUCH, and he knew it. But see what he did to us now!!! He damn clever lor.....he dun wan the cat to shit inside his toilet and let it shit in our toilet!!! Damn it, my roomate juz washed the toilet yday OK!!!! Am so gona fight wif the cat if the retarded Mr.Soh dun wana wash the SHIT own by his CHILD.
Now what, where am i suppose to do my business? Takkan wana take lift down to first floor and than walk to Block A and knock on GG's door and say :"GG, I wana pee"!!!!!! Damn him...... Stupid Plastic Spastic Cat! With ur innocent face, u think i'll let u go and not throw u down to the tennis court izit? Juz wait and see la!!!! I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE~~!!!!
Will update the shit thing later......

2 comments:

Unknown said...

man oh man!! I can sense the anger , the violence, the stress ....!!!

That MR SOH arr..he really needs to be taught how to care for a cat . By the way, i thought cats are not allowed in condominiums?

*can report to the management?* hehe !

Joanne said...

Yday i saw a notice downstair...it JUZ stated tat DOGS, ANJING, are not allowed in condos~~ OMG....they juz write DOGS oni!!! Tat's so not fair lo.
Hehe...sorry for all the rude words la...told ya, I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE! Haha