Monday, May 26, 2008

Bloody hell Mr.Cat, Shity Man Mr.Soh

Remember i wrote bout tat stupid bloody hell cat? Ya, the landlord, Mr. Soh kena it's virus edy and KICKED it out. But now, since he recovered, he brought back the cat and let it eat everything and anything!!! WTH~~!!! Ok, nvm...since am planning to move out from the shit place mayb July, so i tolerated with the cat. But now, I WAN TO MOVE OUT BEFORE JUNE!!!
U know what happened juz now? I mean juz an hour ago...I tell u *U tell me la*. I was SO HAPPY to come bck from coll and wana hv a nice and wangi shower. I chose the sexiest clothes (since its so hot and no one is at home) and ready for shower. Than by the time i opened the toilet door, *Deng Deng Deng Deng* WTH....i saw the cat's SHIT!!! The shit is located juz beside the toilet bowl which i cant even go and do my lil or big business and tat is juz the ONLY toilet i hv. Its about 5-7 cm long with one little biji joining to one another, a lil dark chocolate in color (since it ate lots of rambutan yday) and its in SOLID form!!! OMG....i tahan the babi fragance and open the water volume to the maximum and spray to the TRAIN (penjodoh bilangan) of shit. Who knows tat shit DIDN'T MOVE AT ALL, staying still and firm there without any worries!!! Than the next thing came to me is the damn "body shop" fragance which goes stonger and stronger! I cant tahan it, and i walked out, slamming the door hard.
Luckily GG is staying in Ridzuan too and i decided to go to her place and clean up all the fragance. And now, am in her place writing tis post too. Tell u what, am going to find other room later and move ASAP. Really dun understand tat stupid retarded Mr.Soh, dahlah going to die tat time, and now pampered the cat like his own child. WTF....we told him tat we HATE tat cat SO MUCH, and he knew it. But see what he did to us now!!! He damn clever lor.....he dun wan the cat to shit inside his toilet and let it shit in our toilet!!! Damn it, my roomate juz washed the toilet yday OK!!!! Am so gona fight wif the cat if the retarded Mr.Soh dun wana wash the SHIT own by his CHILD.
Now what, where am i suppose to do my business? Takkan wana take lift down to first floor and than walk to Block A and knock on GG's door and say :"GG, I wana pee"!!!!!! Damn him...... Stupid Plastic Spastic Cat! With ur innocent face, u think i'll let u go and not throw u down to the tennis court izit? Juz wait and see la!!!! I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE~~!!!!
Will update the shit thing later......

Monday, May 12, 2008

Clap with Me

Everyone, Clap with me~~*Clap, Clap* Ok, now tell you guys why you have to clap. Actually its no big deal...juz tat the cat was OUT OF THE HOUSE~~!!! Yoohoo~!!!! Haha...Wana know why? This is very simple! The cat brings virus, and my landlord get infected and OUT YOU go, CAT~~Yup, the cat brings strong virus....i mean really strong one. Luckily my roomate and i went home when the holidays started, and by the time we went back or group discussion, the landlord was down with fever. He told us that the cat was down with it first, and he took the cat to the veterinarian and that cost him RM70~!!! Say Wow~~Yup, the cat did recovered (RM70 man of coz it'll recoverd) but than the virus spread to my landlord.
For the past 3 days, my landlord pattern was undescribable. His eyes was red, whole body was truly weak, and he walked like a zombie. That was vey scary.....Everyday i went bck, he'll sit at the sofa and termenung...OMG, tat's all for the scary description. Wana know in detail, better ask me personally...i'll act if necessary.
I dun wana hate the cat, but it really makes my roomate and i get crazy!!! The first day we went back, the landlord let the cat outside the living room and he went to bed. Tat night was like living in a haunted house! Whenever we wana get out of the room, the cat will sure be outside the room waiting to come in.! Whenever we wana get out of the toilet, the cat will sure be outside the door waiting to go in and RAPE us! Wherever we go, the cat will sure following us!! OMG...what can i do with it? And at night, when everyone was in their slumberland, the cat play ping pong ball/tennis ball outside and the bat keep hitting on our room. Scary wei~~Both of us din have a good rest that night. The cat keep disturbing us when we went to toilet at night, and i kept dreaming about it, and ended up keep murmuring the whole night. Pity my roomate.... Dahlah frust with the cat, somemore hv to deal with my nightmare sound system.
Next morning i was really geram with it! Guess what i did? I took a hanger and a basket, use them to whacked and hit and knocked the cat, untill it is outside the balcony and i closed the sliding door and locked it. Hmm.....told ya, I CAN BE VERY VIOLENCE~!!! Scare us the whole night izit, OFF YOU go now!!!
Now the cat is still somewhere in Ridzuan. So if anyone happend to see a white lil cat, IGNORE it! It'll bring virus to you~~

Monday, May 5, 2008

Home

Back home last Friday. OMG...it is so relax man!! What i like most is not about the shopping thing and fun, but is my big soft bed and air-cond~!!! Oh dear....so long didn't hv a gud nite sleep with cooling environment. I MISS IT! Every afternoon, i just dun wana wake up, it just feels like i'm stick to my bed. Arrh~~Yup, holiday is TWO WEEKS....but am going back on Wednesday. Haih....NGO oooooo NGO, assignment oooooo asignment~~~ U guys did managed to cut short my holidays to two days huh!!! Congrats to u!!! ><

Guess what i did 2day? Its nothing productive but just facial and facial, eat and eat, shop and shop....now doing CRR readings. Tell u what i ate. This morning i ate Japanese food (duno what the name d), than bought half dozen BIG APPLE but still haven't eat yet coz i had mee sua sup and one ekor fish for my tea break. Yup, its one ekor of fish. So...am SOOOOO full now! OMG...i doubt anyone can recognise me when i go back. Tonight i'm planning to take donuts and Shandy for my dinner plus supper. Oh ya, dun forget bout all the fruits my mum bought just for me alone.....Honeydew, pear, mango, papaya~~ Bloated!

Its gud to back home, yea....coz no matter how boring or difficult the readings are, there's always FREE food for me! Yeah...coz in KL i hv to buy myself leh. Oh ya...now i remember!!! I should buy Moos ice-cream later. Cant miss it~~The fridge in KL juz too small for my ice-cream container to fit in, so i muz buy here and finish it by tomolo. Ok..tat's enuff!!! I wana go haunt for food first!!!

Home sweet Home~~